There's No Winners In Fart Gambling - 16oz Pint Glass

Dive into the high stakes, low brow world of flatulence-based betting with our 16oz Pint Glass! This isn't just your average drinking vessel; it's a conversation starter, a debate ender, and quite possibly the most philosophical piece of glassware in your cabinet.

**Design Highlights:**

- **The Peachy Peril:** At the heart of this glass sits a plump, juicy peach, symbolizing life's sweetest moments that can turn sour with one risky bet.

- **Gamble with Gusto:** Surrounding the peach, you'll find an array of playing cards and dice, suggesting the thrill and randomness of games of chance, but with a twist. Here, the risk is more... aromatic.

- **The Moral of the Story:**

Encircling this chaotic scene, the witty phrase "There's No Winners In Fart Gambling" reminds us all that some games are better left unplayed, especially when the stakes involve your dignity and the air quality in the room.

**Product Details:**

- **Capacity:** 16oz, perfect for filling with your favorite beverage to wash down the taste of defeat (or victory, if you're that kind of gambler).

- **Material:** High-quality, durable glass, designed to withstand the emotional rollercoaster of a bluff gone wrong or a laugh well-earned.

- **Usage:** Ideal for beer, ale, or any drink that could use a dash of humor. Note: Does not actually prevent or encourage fart gambling; use at your own risk.

**Why Choose This Pint?**

- It's not just a glass; it's a life lesson. Drink from it, laugh, and maybe, just maybe, learn that some games are better left to the pros (or the truly desperate).

- Perfect for poker nights, game nights, or when you want to remind your friends that betting on bodily functions is a gamble too far.

Grab your "There's No Winners In Fart Gambling" Pint Glass today and toast to the games we play, the chances we take, and the air we all share! Remember, in the grand casino of life, sometimes it's better to fold than to fold your friends with your... you know. Cheers to that!

• Glass material
• Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
• Probably dishwasher or microwave safe
• Simple yet durable design
• Can be used as a mixing glass
• Product sourced from "Chy-Na"

Disclaimer: This is a handmade product from natural materials, so the glass may have some tiny imperfections, such as bubbles and dots.

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